Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
