That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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