I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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