guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She bit a glass in half.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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