There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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