Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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