Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Randomize
