maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I wish there were birth control emojis
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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