Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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