I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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