why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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