Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Dignity is for republicans.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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