about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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