so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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