I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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