Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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