I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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