U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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