it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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