Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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