she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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