So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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