I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
the raccoons are back...
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