I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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