Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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