Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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