Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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