I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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