He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
