she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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