We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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