she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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