i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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