i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Randomize
