Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
