She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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