i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
These tits shall not be calmed
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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