hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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