You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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