D3 body, D1 cock
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I stole a fireplace last night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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