i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
