he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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