She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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