no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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