he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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