JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
im on a boat
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