goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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