then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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