Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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