Me too!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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