did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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