I wanna bring you to show and tell
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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