If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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