I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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