He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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